why did god make me a horny slut
(Source: haemus, via iamianjacob)
Dat way, to da booty.
(Source: rewatchingpokemon, via leointhejungle)
I plant stories and see who leaks them and then I get rid of ‘em, I’d tell, like, a group of people who I was suspicious of all a different story with different details in it, but all roughly the same story so I could keep my eye on it.
(Source: adelesource, via miggymiguelmikol)
I almost forgot this actually happened