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I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.– George Orwell, 1984 (via erraticintrovert)
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when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex monday sex there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex