May 2013
cokeflow:
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
notyoudonut:
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via erraticintrovert)
How to Write an Essay
step 1: open Microsoft word
step 2: cry
Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes...
omgtermblr:
cooltrainerdrew:
The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
monday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
